Sunday, May 16, 2010

away game

"I'm not the man they think I am at home.
Oh no no no, I'm a rocket man."

1. Sydney is from Georgia and she is beautiful. 2. Restraint in conduct results in eloquence. 3. As she quoted, praised, and poured to me her raw heart, I thought of Job. 4. Hutchinson Island's beaches matter, but not their bars. 5. I would take a bat to the head of the enemies of my three cousins. They are gentlemen and scholars. 6. The altercation in Hutchinson Island was twofold: One, some wanted to rob us, literally. (This is the same as 'Some wanted to beat us.") Local girls can't sense game, as my cousins have more game than the Stanley cup. 7. Sidney is a woman of God, and makes God look very fine, fine as hell. 8:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvQwXOCKNLY

6 comments:

  1. Sydney will not speak to you unless you go to Florida. Shelby will not speak to you unless you speak to her first. Bugs in the eyes and lungs motivate he with Sisu character. Tacos at PT might seem like the prize at the end of a bug run, but this is not really true, the tacos set up the true prize, a chance meeting with a pair of hotties. The approach of the trio was sure noble and brave, and they only shut themselves down. They were inviting the approach. Well, really anyone hanging out during karaoke hours is inviting an approach. There were 7 girls in 3 groups with 0 jantes, and we found the best ones.

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  2. http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=mF_t1A8LGzg&feature=related

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  3. Being a man is often a lonely job. There will be many times you’ll feel crushed by the pressures of life and plagued by feelings of inadequacy with the feeling you have no one to talk to. And oftentimes your first instinct will be to share all these feelings with your woman. Resist. Get a therapist and cut loose. Get a dog to share your feelings with. Have a support group of male friends you can trust and be open with.

    With your woman, however, you’re often going to have to put up a strong front even when you feel like you’re crumbling inside. You’re going to have to inspire confidence in her even at times when you’re feeling unsure and lacking confidence in yourself. You’re going to have to show her you’re self-assured and a rock for her to lean on even when you feel like you need someone to lean on yourself. Maybe it’s not fair. Maybe it’s not romantic. Maybe it’s depressing. Maybe it’s not ideal. But believe me, it’s reality. Ignore it at your risk. Keep in mind this quote from The Godfather: ““Women and children can be careless. Not men.”

    Are women lying when they say they want a lover who is also their best friend? No. Many of then sincerely believe this is what they want. But it’s actually a test they are hard-wired to do to men they are in relationships with. They instinctively try to change a man and make him as beta and sensitive as possible, but the more the man allows her to accomplish this and beta-ize him, the worse he has actually failed the test. Women don’t do this because they are liars or bitches. They do it because it historically had a valid evolutionary purpose. If a man could let his woman push him around and change him into something else, then how could he be mentally equipped to lead her, since she’s proven herself to be psychically stronger than him? And how could she rely on him to protect her by standing up to outside forces if he caves in to her?

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  4. That is wisdom and I offer a data point.

    8:00 pm: "I should just stop having sex with you so I don't feel this way any more" (translation: will you please be sensitive and be a better friend to me)

    12:02 am: "I'm not tired" (translation: come over and nail me)

    7:00 am: "Lets just not have sex for a few days" (translation: hold me down and fuck me as hard as you can)

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  5. well whoever wrote it, it was written and is wisdom. I implore maximin to heed this advice and treat it as gold, as he treats his 100 year old grandmother, as he treats his routine and his body, that is, in the highest regard and with the most thoughtful consideration and respect.

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